See The 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Your Girlfriend Cheating

Girls can be very funny sometimes… The answer they give when you catch them cheating is quite confusing.

They sound as if they are Jazzed and asked to cheat. Checkout the post below to find out their responses they you eventually catch them.

See the 14 things you would hear when you catch your Girlfriend cheating…

1. “Baby I’m sorry”

It’s true that most women hate to be at the receiving end when it comes to accepting faults. Once a lady is caught cheating she will be the first to tender her apology. Even when they know the apology at that moment is irrelevant. (Would she be if she wasn’t caught? No bro.)

2. “It wasn’t me, I swear.”

After an attempt to apologise, some women when caught cheating will out-rightly deny their actions, even when you have photo proof. Even if you walked in on them in the act, they could even say you were hallucinating. Some of them are related to one minister like that wey him name start with “L.”

3. “It is the work of the devil”

It is always the devil, the poor dude has really suffered. Their godmother Eve don set the pace so na follow them dey follow so.

4. “I don’t know what came over me.”

Very common! They try to hide under the pretence of “I don’t know what came over me”. The question is, were they possessed or hypnotised.

5. “He is my uncle.”

Zaga that! Say hello to her long lost relative after that mehn. Note, you’re prolly her cousin (or “balogun the electrician”) to one of her suitors, too, you know. #WehDonMa

6. “He is just a friend.”

Lol, una wan be enemies before?! Hehehe as if we were born and brought up with “BOO” written on my foreheads na. We were never “friends” before or na BoyEnemy I be, not boyfriend. OloriBOOruku somebody.

7. “It is not what it looks like.”

Sure, na chinese film and I came in without buying movie ticket. Lol this is the silliest of them all mehn. It even sounds stupid when I hear it in movies.

8. “I don’t even know him.”

Oooshey! Mama the mama!

9. “It was an accident.”

Along Lagos-Ibadan expressway perhaps. How many casualties were involved dear? Hope no lives were lost?

10. “He forced me.”

Yes. A man who can force a lady from her papa house reach him house through electronic wave, force am into him room, force her leg open and then force himself in deserves a place Guinness Book of Record.

11. “It is your fault; you were not there for me.”

Really? But the other guy was always there for you; before, during and after the relationship? You no even complain? E sa nu mi ooo… Just say you want to kponse and stop littering our ears with lie jare.

12. “I still love you, he is nobody to me.”

Tales by moonlight.

13. “Don’t you trust me?”

I trust you, I swear down, I trust you die.

14. “Please give me another chance”

Like I should give you another bullet to shoot at me again after missing the first time? Do we look like masochists?

Abeg I drop my feather for here jare…. Add the last one for me.

See The 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria (Must Read)

Crazy situations at times demand for crazy solutions they say. These are some ridiculous ways of securing that job ahead of your colleagues.

This rush for even the lowest paying jobs in the country now is alarming. The fact remains that there are jobs, but some job seekers can’t just know how to get it.

I am going to give you some funny methods that people I know personally have used to get jobs for themselves. It boils down to you to apply them. These secret ways are funny but true. You might find it amusing, but take time to think about it.

(1) Offer to work for free:

If you know any top organization that is close to you or you think you wish to work for, submit your CV and state in your cover letter that you are willing to work for free. It will sound somehow but human psychology tells me that if you are accepted, you will most likely be paid something tangible. Working for free gives you an advantage of gaining work experience. Along the line, if they find your presence very useful, it results to automatic employment. What a secret but funny way to get that job. A friend tried it and he works with the company full-time now on a much higher pay-grade.

(2) Utilize Churches:

Visiting top churches and making use of their testimony periods is one of the ways to get a job in Nigeria. Just testify about how God has kept you in good health despite being jobless. You can try something like “I thank God for keeping me alive despite the fact I don’t have a job. I know that once I get a job, I will forever serve him in this sanctuary.” Do you know the message you are passing along? Just make sure that the church has quality members and people who are well to do, then watch how they ask of you after church service. This funny way has worked before; it is working and will keep working for those that utilize it.

(3) Join a Church Department:

This is one hell of a funny way to get a job in Nigeria. They will appreciate your hard work and will get to know more about you. Tell them the truth about yourself. No need to sugar coat your situation.

(4) Approach Job Agents:

They are almost everywhere around you. The difference between you and those guys are the fact that they possess powerful networks. Those guys know lots of firms and most times they are the ones that recruit for the firms. I got a job once upon a time through this funny method. Meet them and negotiate with them; a job is a job as long as it pays the bills. I know that submitting CV online and offline is great, but you don’t have the information those guys have.

(5) Advertise Yourself

This one is already common and we have seen it work. Anywhere you dim it fit to advertise, drop the shame and do the needful. I wouldn’t ask you to stand on the road with a cardboard sheet and shout, but there are other ways to pass your message across. I once saw a guy advertise his qualifications using Facebook Ads which costs less than $3, and I believe you know the reach that it has. There are other online platforms that can really help you spread your message to potential employers. I even saw one advert on Nairaland and I believe it worked for whoever posted it.

Do yourself a favor and think outside the box. If you don’t blow your own trumpet, nobody will do that for you. There are other ways to get a job in Nigeria, but I will drop at this junction. To those who have used a method before, do well to tell us more using the comment section. 

Thanks.

Question Of The Day:- “If Asked To Mention Just 1 Thing Buhari Should Do To Change The History Of Nigeria For Good, What Would It Be”?

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During the campaign period, President Buhari promised Nigerians heaven and earth.. Fast forward to 1 year after, 95% of Nigerians have given up on him totally.

The insults Buhari has received from Nigerians in just one year has exceeded what Goodluck Jonathan and his wife Patience Jonathan received when summed up in 4 years.

Everything looks so hopeless and unachievable in the country right now. The Economy is seriously bleeding, Businesses are folding up everyday, Naira to Dollar is a killer disease that has wasted so many Nigerians.

If we continue listing all what has gone from bad to worst ever since the Buhari Administration came into power, I bet we might need to collect over 8000+ Extra sheet. The summary of this is quite easy to pronounce – Buhari has Failed Totally.

Lets just forget Buhari and put our hope in GOD for divine intervention.

Over to our Question, If you have the privilege to tell Buhari just 1 thing to do and it will come to past with immediate effect, What Would That Be?

NOTE:- You will forgive him of all the Flaws, Problems & Tribulation he has pushed the country into if he does that 1 thing.

BE Sincere – What Would That 1 Thing Be?

Share your thoughts by dropping your comments

How Premature Ejaculation & Small Manhood Almost Put An End To My 4 Year Marriage – The Solution Will Amaze You!

What Would You Give To Last Longer in The Bedroom? Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, this is certainly far from it. There are loads of programs out there offering “miracle” cures for Premature Ejaculation and small manhood size, but turns out bad and even make your situation worse.

This is an all-natural, healthy, one of a kind 2-in-1 (click here to read more about it) solution with proven result that works, every time.

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⦁ If you’ve ever felt the shame of leaving her unsatisfied…
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⦁ If she has ever cheated on you…
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⦁ If you’ve ever lost your girlfriend to premature ejaculation…
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⦁ If you’ve ever had to stay away from sex because of your poor performance.
Then you know how it feels. You know the crushing shame and embarrassment that premature ejacu-lation leads to. It is a debilitating condition. The self-consciousness that P.E. Breeds will invade other areas of your life. If left unchecked, you’ll eventually lose even the drive to chat up women. What’s the point? Right? You’ll only disappoint her in the bedroom.

Sound familiar?
I know. I’ve been there. I suffered for 3 years because of this bedroom embarrassment and small man-hood size.

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Just like you I suffered from  premature ejacu-lation. Starting with my very first sexual encounter. I could barely get inside before I was ready to blow. Sometimes the problem was so severe I would blow in my pants. It was humiliating and it eroded my confidence with women.

I was fortunate enough to have a great woman who believed in me and wanted the relationship to work. One night, her eyes were misted with tears, she pleaded that I get a solution to the problem.

It was then I realized if I don’t take a quick action this time, she would walk out on me like the others.

I visited a doctor the following day. He recommended I engage in Ke-gel exercises. Not only did Ke-gel exercises don’t work, they actually worsen the problem. Other doctors suggested the Start-Stop technique or the Squeeze technique.

Millions of men have tried these exercises without significant results. Desperately, I read every book I could find. I scoured the internet, talked to experts and spent a small fortune. I tried all the pills and creams and toys. None of it worked for me.

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If You Were To Delete One Of These Songs Off Your Playlists – Which Would It Be?

These 3 Songs are currently the hottest song in Naija.. No doubt!

But then, If you had to delete one of these songs from your Phone/Laptop…

➮ Olamide – Pepper Dem Gang

➮ Wizkid – Daddy Yo

➮ Runtown – Mad Over You

Which would it be? – Drop your Comments.

You can also Vote the Song you would delete from your Playlist below..

Premier League!! Leicester Vs Chelsea On Saturday (Drop Your Predictions!!!)

Chelsea face a true test of their Premier League title credentials as they take on champions Leicester City at the King Power Stadium on Saturday.

Antonio Conte’s side suffered their first loss in 14 games after being beaten 2-0 by London rivals Tottenham last week, but returned to winning ways in the FA cup by coasting past Peterborough United 4-1.

Leicester have followed up their stunning 2015/16 triumph with disappointing domestic form as Claudio Ranieri’s title holders sit six points above the relegation zone in 15th position.

But the Foxes’ superb Champions League form proves that they can still turn on the style, and Ranieri will be determined to put a dent in compatriot Conte’s hopes of taking his Premier League crown.

Team News

Conte has no injury concerns for the trip to Leicester, with a fully fit squad to choose from.

John Terry is suspended for the trip following his red card against Peterborough, though the captain was unlikely to start anyway having been sidelined by Conte after a switch to 3-4-3.

Leicester striker Jamie Vardy celebrated the birth of his second child on Tuesday, and should be available to face Chelsea after a recent illness.

Ahmed Musa may also start after a two-goal cameo in the 2-1 FA Cup win over Everton.

POSSIBLE STARTING LINE-UPS

Leicester XI: Schmeichel, Simpson, Morgan, Huth, Fuchs, Mendy, Amartey, Albrighton, Mahrez, Musa, Vardy

Chelsea XI: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso, Pedro, Hazard, Costa

LIFESTYLE:See 6 Ways Phone Addiction Will Tamper With Your Health

Technological advancement is no doubt one of the most beautiful things that has happened to this generation.

The use of smartphones and electronic gadgets have taken over the society. Youths particularly cannot do without holding their smartphones every little chance they have.

Apart from the dangers of receiving calls when the phone is charging, there are numerous risks youths expose themselves to with the use of these gadgets.

Youths spend more time pressing their phones and chatting; this has taken over the physical engagement most elders crave for. The addictive use of smartphones by the youths has detrimental effects on their health.

The same way drug users get high with the use of stimulants, smartphones also stimulate the release of some chemicals in the brain.

See some of the damages that could be caused by the addictive use of smartphones:

1. Inadequate sleep

Due to the fact that most youths want to chat and remain active on the social media, they deprive themselves of sleeping.

Most of them end up sleeping with the phones in their hands or on their beds. This is not a healthy habit as some of these phones overheat and explode.

2. Danger to eyesight

Intense use of smartphones can damage your eyesight by destroying the retina. Macular degeneration is caused by the damage to the retina.

Central vision is affected by the direct exposure to the light that comes from the screens of these phones. To protect your eyes from being damaged by the light from the screen, you should avoid staring at the screen for a long time.

3. Ear damage

Many of the youths who use smartphones are addicted to the use of ear piece and headphones. They enjoy listening to loud music without considering the implication of having their ear drums damaged.

The chemical signals that are often transmitted through nerves to the brain can get destroyed when the volume of music is set to the highest.

4. Dissociation

Youths who are addicted to the use of their smartphones can become socially inactive. The more they use their phones, the more isolated they become.

They would rather pay every attention to their phones rather than chatting with those who are physically present.

This separates them from people that love them and eventually make them become lonely. In extreme cases, some people have lost their lives because they could not focus on crossing the road without texting.

5. Depression

As a result of the love youths have for their phones, they become sick when their batteries die. Their happiness is linked to the functionality of their phones at that particular time.

Some youths become unnecessarily worried when they do not receive messages from their friends online.

The fact that they depend on their phones 24/7 make them miss out on major events and experiences. Their mental health is affected when they become addicted to their smartphones.

6. Damage to the nerves

Some of the effects of being addicted to phones are usually long term effects. Also, some of these effects may not be seen at once.

Occipital neuralgia is a neurological condition that has to do with the inflammation of the nerves that run from the spinal cord to the scalp.

Intense use of smartphones can put you at risk of having this health condition. Some of the prevailing symptoms include severe headache or migraine.

SPORT:Finally!! Adewale Lookman Completes £10M Move To Everton

Nigerian winger, Adewale Lookman, has completed a £10 million move from Charlton Athletic to Everton.

The move for the 19-year-old, was confirmed by the Premier League side on their official website on Thursday. He will wear shirt number 31.

Lookman, who has played for England U-20s, is still eligible to play for Nigeria.

Speaking after his unveiling, he said: “It feels great to be an Everton player.

“As soon as I heard about Everton’s interest I knew this would be the right place for me.

“Everton has a big history and I was also attracted by the manager.

“When you look at what he did at Southampton, and what he does with young players in terms of developing them, that was a big attraction.

“It was great playing in The Championship last season and for the last six months in League One but I feel like I’m ready to make the step up to the Premier League.”

Everton manager Ronald Koeman said: “Ademola is a big talent and, at 19 years old, he has a big future in the game. I’m really happy that we’ve been able to bring him here to the Club.

“This is part of the vision we have for the Club and it’s important to give to young players the opportunity so that the team continues to evolve and improve.

“We believe in the player and in the development of the player which, of course, will take time but he will have a big part to play in the future of the Club.”

SPORT:Alex Iwobi Ranked Among Best 100 Players In The World

Super Eagles and Arsenal FC of England midfielder, Alex I wobi, has been named among the top 100 Best Young Footballers in the World.This is as contained in an in-dept analysis and detailed scout reports by outsidetheboots.com. The research, which was conducted on all players born on or after January 1st 1996, found Alex Iwobi as the only player with Nigerian blood selected among the midfielders.

Describing Iwobi, the report said: “What truly sets Alex Iwobi apart is his footballing intelligence. His vision and inherent ability to read the game has been a major part of his success in moving from the reserves to Wenger’s first team without a loan spell away from Arsenal.”

“Iwobi has combined well with his team-mates in build-up play and has displayed a keen understanding of facets such as which positions to take up on the pitch, when to pass/shoot, as well as which off-ball runs to make.”

Also included in the ranking are players like Marco Asensio, Julian Brandt, Dele Alli, Ousman Dembele, amongst other talented players.

Iwobi was further analyzed to be “a player who has the technical ability and, importantly, football intelligence to make it at the highest levels of the game. Crucially, he has the mentality required to fulfil his potential”.

The Nigerian youngster has already scored a goal for Arsenal F.C. in the year 2017, in the match against Crystal Palace on the New Year campaign.

Worthy of note is that, Iwobi is a nephew to football legend, Austin Jay Jay Okocha.

VIOLENCE!!! Woman Granted Bail Of N100K For Inflicting Injury On Her Neighbour Over N100

A Surulere Chief Magistrates’ Court on Thursday granted N100,000 bail to a woman, Bukky Babalola, who allegedly inflicted injury on her neighbour’s genital organ over N100.00 debt. The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Ipaye Nwachukwu, also granted the accused two sureties in like sum.

Nwachukwu ordered that one of the sureties must be a civil servant who should not be on less than Grade Level 14.‎

She said sureties should also provide evidence of tax payments and their addresses verified. Babalola, 38, who resides at No. 7, Atan St., Surulere, Lagos, pleaded not guilty to a charge of assault.‎ The Prosecutor, Sgt. Anthonia Osayande, had told the court that the accused committed the offence at No. 7, Atan St., Surulere, Lagos, at about 1:20 a.m. on Dec. 27, 2016.

Osayande said that the accused, who resides in same compound with the complainant, Segun Atan, had sold N100.00 worth of local gin (Ogogoro) to the complainant which he refused to pay.

She said when the accused saw the complainant on her way to the bathroom and demanded for her money, the complainant pushed her and she fell while her towel dropped from her body.

“But when she was able to stand up, she held the man’s genital organ and inflicted injuries on him. “Atan is yet to recover, but still receiving medication in a hospital,’’ ‎she said.
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Osayande said that the offence contravened Section 244(a) of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.‎
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The case was adjourned to Feb. 28 for mention.

See The Outcome And Decision Of MMM Nigeria From Its First Meeting (yesterday) In 2017

MMM NIGERIA had their first meeting in 2017, today in Lagos. The deliberations according to one of their super guiders are as follows:

 1. We are here to re-orient ourselves. Not to get jittery this year.

2. Yes the media has flooded us with wrong names( Mazi Mekus Munachi etc)
No it’s real name is Mavrodi mundial movement…it is was created by Mavrodi owned by participants and its a global financial aid. A donation exchange program. It is not a business. We donate without guarantee that our money will come back. But…

3. Reciprocity and benevolence keeps us alive. Hence we build trust overtime.

4. Asides football ,MMM is the best and highest unifying factor for Nigeria.

5. Since there is no “central account” the only force out there is “Panic”.Eg. Man dies when MMM froze is a panic induced statement.

6. Mavrodi’s programming skills created the dispatcher that matches millions of people. Guiders don’t match people.

7. While in Jail…he kept on thinking outside the box. And thought of the “peer to peer” system.

8. Do you know that last year…
-New businesses were born.
-People were made financial free.
-MMM members were living above recession.
-People met their heart throbs in MMM. For examples.

9. You are not getting money from thing air. You must have given something to get something.

10. New model has 30days freezing of mavros not 14days anymore. I.e Your mavros will be blue for 30days after your money has left your pocket.

11. Our 30% is generated through a popular financial term called crowd funding. Insurance company, pension fund use this method(The money of people paying pension or premium now is used to settle those due for pension)

12. The computerised system sees the total PH and GH . Not the individual PHs or GHs. (Only guiders can see individual pH and GH in their structure).
As such Total GH for December was a red flag. Hence the frozen mavros we all saw in December.

13. Your referral bonus begins to reduce when your downlines PH begins to reduce.( New money rule)

14. Guiders school is for everybody. Every two weeks in a month( Rough prediction for now)

15. The new model focuses on enhancing the rules ( no more leniency)—eg. No multiple account.
If your family all use your link to register, then you must upload their IDs to support to get inform them to avoid a likely Moratorium.

Once they have a valid ID card uploaded they(your family members) can PH more than you.

16. Do not edit anything in your PO.

17. Do not click I refuse to make payment this year. Give only what you have. The sanctions will be hard.

18. Support is extremely alert this year.

19. The community( existing and new members) must keep providing help of their spare money.

20. Don’t force anyone to join. The evidence of MMM is now real to all.

21. Avoid panic— Government, Negative media, Bank threats.

22. India, SA are solid programming countries and yet MMM still lives on there. MMM Nigeria server cannot be tampered because its not in any country. ( Cloud server)

23. Every confirmed mavro will not grow more than 30%. SA is doing this. Might be included in the new model.

24. You really don’t loose your money in MMM. Only time delays that can happen.

25. If MMM was a ponzi scheme…then why is his( Mavrodi’s)face all over the world. The system is honest enough to tell you everything you need to know.”

THE NEW MODEL.
1. GH can never be longer than PH again. It will always be balanced and will last for as long as you can imagine. In as much as PH and GH buttons are still clicked. The community is stronger and the system is tighter.

RELATIONSHIP:SEE 4 WAYS WOMEN UNKNOWINGLY CONTROL THEIR MEN.

Women are excellent at getting shit done. And one of the most effective ways that we’ve learned to accomplish our goals is by manipulating men into doing what we need them to do. If you want to appreciate the full strategic power of the female will, here are 4 ways that women subtly control men without the men ever realizing it…

1. Women treat men like children.

Do men sometimes act like children? Totally. But that doesn’t mean that women should reinforce that behavior by pandering to it. When a woman reacts to a grown man like he’s a seven year old, she might feel frustrated, but, in reality, she’s trying to force his hand or force the outcome that she wants.

If a woman can’t trust her man enough to let him do the grocery shopping or fold the laundry, it’s not that he CAN’T do it. (He’s a grown-up. He can.) She just wants those tasks done EXACTLY how she wants.

So rather than just leaving him to his own devices, she steps in, which, ultimately, makes more work for her and reinforces the guy’s suspicions that he can’t even accomplish basic tasks on his own.

The woman controls the situation, but prevents it from ever improving. It’s a vicious circle. Women need to realize that four of the most controlling words we can say are “I’ll just do it.”

2. Women get QUIET.

Women are ninja masters at this. If a man is frustrated and wants you to do something, normally, he’s going to just come out and say it. He might yell, he might whine, but, however he does it, men often have a hard time keeping their inner desires INSIDE. They want them to be expressed so they express them in the bluntest way possible.

Women, on the other hand, take a different — and probably WAY more effective — approach. We go silent. We stop talking. We get distant.

Women will often justify those cold silences by saying “I needed some time” or “I was processing things,” but, by refusing to engage, it leaves our men thinking “WHAT? What did I do?”

Those silences can get so uncomfortable that men quickly will do almost anything to end them. “Do you want me to admit I’m wrong? Change my shirt? Start going to the gym more? SAY SOMETHING!”

By refusing to express what we want, women make men almost desperate to comply with our wishes, if it will only mean that the silent treatment will end. It involves next to no talking and it’s staggeringly effective.

3. Women flatter men.

Flattery is a useful tool to control most people, but it works particularly well on men. It appeals to two separate but powerful aspects of being a man — that men are raised with the (unrealistic) expectation that they can do anything AND that men are rarely complimented (beyond a stoic “Good job”).

But a woman’s flattery overwhelms both of those conditions with pandering and praise. “Honey, I’m not good with technology, can you figure out this remote for me?” “Babe, can you load up the car for me? The suitcases are so heavy and you’re so good at getting everything in there!”

Granted, some of those compliments might be genuine, but it is still a form of control. The woman wants something accomplished, so she lavishes her man with praise, letting him know that he’s the BEST at doing whatever she wants done.

It’s probably not true. (She’s a grown woman. She can figure out a remote.) But the flattery is a proven way to get the man to do what she wants, so why not use it?

4. Women compare men to other men

This kind of control technique is frequently used in parenting, but it’s actually much more effective when the involved parties are older. It’s the classic “look at that nice boy” strategy. A parent might use it to shame their teenager into working harder at home or academically.

“Look at Linda’s son, he has a 4.0 grade point average and works at the nursing home after-school every day!”

The grown-up version of this occurs when a woman is unsatisfied with some aspect of the man in her life, so she openly starts making unflattering comparisons between her guy and other men in their lives.

“Bill just got a promotion… Roger is building that whole addition by himself… Rick goes to the gym 5 times a week and he loves it, never complains…”

Statements like that not only shame her man into action, but they also prey on the man’s ego. Because it’s not just simple nagging. It’s saying “this other man is CLEARLY superior to you.” That can kill a man’s sense of self-worth and drive him to fight backagainst the comparison.

These techniques are undeniably effective, but they beg the question — Is it worth manipulating and toying with a man’s ego just to get him to take his shoes off when he comes in the house?

Because being controlling isn’t always a good thing. Women need to realize that “with great power comes great responsibility” and, when possible, we should try to be open and direct with our men. Treat them like equal partners and see if you can compromise to get what you want from them.

And if that doesn’t work… control away. (He won’t even know it’s happening.)

MILLIONS OF NAIRA LOST AS COCA-COLA DEPOT CATCHES FIRE

The Uyo depot of the Nigerian Bottling Company, makers of Coca-Cola, was on Wednesday gutted by fire with goods worth millions of Naira destroyed.

Eyewitnesses report that but for the quick intervention of firefighters from the state Fire Service, the inferno, which started from where the pallets were packed and engulfed the entire packing zone, was already spreading to the office complex.

“The fire started from where the pallets are packed and the fire service was quickly alerted to control the spread to other buildings,” an eyewitness, Ekong Charles, told News Agency of Nigeria Thursday.

“In fact, it was so serious; if not for the quick intervention of the firefighters it would have consumed the entire depot.

“Five trucks of firefighting vehicles were brought to put out the fire”

According to the Chief Fire Officer in Akwa Ibom, Ndarake Ukpe, he had to mobilise firemen from Ikot Ekpene, Abak and Akpan Andem to put out the fire, PT writes.

Ukpe, who said the cause of the fire was yet unknown, appealed to residents to be careful in handling inflammable materials during this harmattan period.

“Fire does not just happen, it is caused by carelessness and fake electrical installations in our buildings,” he said.

“We have organised seminars for people in the markets and advised them to stop storing fuel in their houses.

“We are committed to ensuring that our department response to fire calls within record time so that minimal lost is recorded.”

SALES OF JAMB FORM WILL COMMENCE IN FEW DAYS.

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We’re expecting the sale of JAMB forms for the 2017 UTME to begin in a few days. This deduction is inevitable, since any further delay could cause a serious upset in the Academic Calendar for 2017.

It should be noted that JAMB forms for previous years usually go on sale as from November. The delay in the Sale of 2017 JAMB Form is attributed to the change in JAMB leadership and determination by JAMB to limit middle men (cybercafes & business centres), and push down the cost of JAMB services, by introducing new payment methods.

According to earlier reports released by JAMB, the cost of the 2017 JAMB Registration Form are as follows;

1. JAMB Form – N5,000

2. CBT Centre Registration Fee – N700

3. JAMB Mandatory Textbook – N500 (The Last Days at Forcados High School, A. H. Mohammed)

Total of N6,200 Only

Once details of the 2017 JAMB forms are released, you can be rest assured that Myschool will provide you with proper guidelines for a successful registration.

Meanwhile, ensure you already know the Course you Intend to study, or register for, and the proper subject combinations to gain admission.

PRESIDENTBUHARI SALUTES THE MILITARY SOLDIERS OVER THE RECOVERY OF CHIBOK GIRLS

President Muhammadu Buhari has hailed the recovery of another Chibok schoolgirl, Rakiya Abubakar, in the Alagarno area of Damboa Local Government Area of Borno State.

In a press statement by Femi Adesina, Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, the President noted that “the recovery raises renewed hope that the other captured girls will one day be reunited with their families, friends and community.”

“President Buhari also commends the military for the diligent investigation which led to the recovery of Rakiya and urges them to continue in the spirit with which they cleared the Sambisa forest of terrorists.

“The President assures that the Nigerian Government will continue to do all within its powers to assist the military in locating the rest of the girls and eradicating the menace of terrorism in Nigeria”, the statement added.

See The 6 Things People With Phone Anxiety Can Relate With

The question you may ask is how can someone be anxious because of their phone? Ordinarily, you are supposed to be attached or addicted to your phone as you receive calls and chat on instant messaging platforms.

Regardless, there are some people who are always anxious when their phones ring. If you are going through phone anxiety, Jumia Travel gathers six things you can totally relate with. You may think there is something wrong with the person experiencing phone apprehension but no, they are perfectly normal.

1. You send text messages instead of calling

There is absolutely nothing wrong with sending a text message. It is cheap. But when you send text messages instead of calling, you may probably be anxious. This is because you don’t want to speak to the person despite the fact that you missed their calls.

2. Your phone is always on silent mode

You are not busy or in a meeting but your phone is always on silence. In fact, you don’t care if you miss an important or lifesaving call. In addition to this, you are regularly switching your data on and off. So, why don’t you get rid of the phone?

3. You wait a moment to call back

You know you have this very important call to make but you take forever to call back. Meanwhile, that same number has called you several times. Why can’t you just make the call and get it over with? Because whether you like it or not, you must call back.

4. Your friends always complain that you missed their calls

You can forgive women who miss calls because their phone is in their handbags or friends who miss calls and still call you back. However, it is different if you always miss your calls and your friends complain about it. You apologise but the same thing always repeats itself.

5. Your missed calls is more than received calls

If you have phone anxiety, your list of missed calls will be more than received calls. This should not be a surprise because your phone is oftentimes on silence.

6. You always allow the call to end

For people with phone anxiety, when they receive a call, they contemplate whether to pick it or not. No matter who is calling, they always feel uncomfortable picking the call. You prefer to allow the call to end and decide if you want to call back or not. You have to call them several times if you really have something important to say to them.

WHAO!!!SEE AWOOF!!!MTN IS GIVING OUT FREE 4GB OF DATA

Something magnificent seems to be happening this year 2017, among all telcos, MTN is the first to be dishing out whooping 4GB of data to their loyal subscribers just like that.

I don’t know  if this is for everybody but definitely it is new year gift.

According to the sms they sent, “to celebrate the new year, you have been credited with 4GB Free Data Valid for 7 days to be enjoyed only on 4G enabled devices”

Dial *559*444# to check your free 4GB data.

Did you also receive yours?

How I wish other networks will do the same.