ticket to the UK just to pick a dress.
2. TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of a
barrack.
3. FAITH is using the last money with you to buy
a wallet.
4. IRONY is a chairman of an okada association
driving a range rover sport...
5. WISDOM is marrying your landlord's daughter.
6. STUPIDITY is driving 6 cars in a rented
apartment.
7. BLIND LOVE is eating onions while the girl eats
suya........
8. MADNESS is singing mammy water powerless
power when you are on top of a big sea.
9. WICKEDNESS AND WITCH-CRAFTING is
removing your friends phone charging at 20
percent and plug your own phone at 85 percent,
and still go on to play game with his phone.
10. STUPIDITY AND LOSS OF BRAIN is buying an
I phone 7 for a bae you sucked her breast for 3
months, while your mum who you sucked her
breast for good 3 years is strapping her touch
light phone with a rubber band.
11. PSYCHO is when you are smoking anything
light-able, taking anything in form of drugs,
injecting yourself just to be high,
12. FOOLISHNESS is taking a #5000 naira cab to
watch a #500 naira movie at the cinema.
13. WISENESS Is worshipping God in trueth and in
spirit.
14. SURPRISE Is when an okada man marries a
bank manager in an elaborate wedding.
15. SHOCK is when your Dwarf husband is forced
to go to the children section on a sunday service.
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